Monday, 8 December 2014

It's about bloody time..............

It's been a while since I've done one of these puppies, I suffer from a severe case of the lazies and clicking buttons is starting to dig into my lazing around time........Anyway get this puppy on loud, pour yourself a glass of milk and SMILE YOU BIG BAG OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bloody hell, music like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Young Widows - Lean on the ghost
The Fall - Strychnine
Sonic Youth - Dude Ranch Nurse
The Vaselines - Number One Crush
Bob Dylan - Yea! Heavy and a bottle of bread
Karen O - Rapt
Kleenex - Aint You
Hypathia - Screaming with you
All Leather - Luang Pruuang
You dont masturbate - Vegtable Valley
Black Zone Myth Chant - White Voice
Tremoro Tarantura - Cameneon
Smog - Let me see the colts

Saturday, 1 March 2014

Welsh people smell

It's St Davids Day, so listen to some Welsh Music and smile, you rather large box of excrement

Gotta love us Welsh like


Fist of the first man - your appointment will be yesterday
Science Bastard - Cheesus
Zink Bukowski - lost mondays
Joanna Gruesome - Pntry Grrll
Mowbird - athena
ghost as alibis - tesseracts
his naked torso - The inside house is the outside house
Exit International - my mouth is your mouth
Spider Kitten - building
Attack and Defend - for phaelon four
Gallops - Sonderhof
Islet - Tripping through thw blue room
Bee to the Itch - the hippo camping

Wednesday, 26 February 2014

We've only gone and done a new mixtape

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EGGNOGS

Invisible Airplanes - Don's tennis accessories
Polar Bear with Jyager - New Love
noxious foxes - absinthe makes the heart go stronger
Green Milk from the planet orange - concrete city breakdown
mudy on the sakuban - person person
zazen boys - fender telecaster
codes in the clouds - Washington
ladyscraper - troll hunter
Unicornbot - pum pum como una piedra
Amalgamamma - cinco al brinco
The Haxan Cloak - In memoriam
Nick Cave - the moon is in the gutter
flying saucer attack - and goodbye

Friday, 24 January 2014

It's a new year it's a new mixtape

Considering I've spent the morning deciding which members of Buffy I would like to have a threesome with I decided to do something more productive and put together some beats...........Perfect music to accompany threesomes I feel

Threesome Music

john cooper clarke - twat
acoustic ladyland - gratitude
free kitten - the poet
pedro don key - ribbon bib
blacklisters - mouthpiece
scoolly D - am i black enough
soccer 96 - california
iran iran - danny glover
heinz karlhausen and the diatonics - scream and call me tarzan
IEPI - Veronica Torr
Luo - Tiny Clockworks Mind
japanese war effect - water boarding
Future 1983 - Irish wristwatch

Tuesday, 24 December 2013

New New New New New

I've got it on good authority that tomorrow might be Christmas.........Wish someone had told me......Listen to this, it'll ease your Xmas blues with a combination of fear and loathing........So merry mosesmas you bunch of complete bastards and do a smile like initttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

Lets all get drunk

Uncle Jim - Flashback
Elmore James - The sky is crying
Pneu - Grill your eyes
Lee Ranaldo - Here
Hookworms - form and function
Helen Money - Shrapnel
Boutros Babba - Half Chicken
Kites - Baby fawn with broken legs
Ultra Zook - Aluminium C4
Galaxie 500 - Tugboat
Death Grips - Birds
Zach Hill - Hindsight is nowhere
Tom Waits - I wish I was in New Orleans

Saturday, 9 November 2013

A rather special broadcast

This is the time of the year when every blogger, writer, critic and general dumbass decides to give you their opinion on their favourite albums of the year, well since I am the definition of the word dumbass I thought I would get in on the act. So ladies and gentle gays, here is a collection of my favourite releases of TWENTY THIRTEEN.Both albums and EP's are included and to be honest they are all bloody brilliant. So download them, have a listen, thank me for introducing you to them and then SMILEYOUBIGBAGOFSHIT....................................................................................

This is really good butttttttttttttttttttttttttt


Melt Bannana - Candy Gun - Fetch
Science Bastard - Jessicant - Fuck Mono
Comanechi - Major Move - You owe me nothing but love
100 Onces - Fucking Guy,No offence - 100 one says
Alpha male tea party - Truffles - Real ale and model rail
Gastric Band - Sexy Grandad
Chelsea Light Moving - Frank O'Hara hit - Chelsea Light Moving
Cattle - Sun fangs and wide eyes - Cattle
The Priate ship quintet - That girl I used to live in - rope for no hopers
Brand Brauer Frick - Skiffle it up - Miami
Axes - Let me tell you something about pepe - Axes
The Fall - Jetplane - Re-Mit
Tamikrest - Imanin bas zihoun - Chatma

Tuesday, 15 October 2013

New music, new music everywhere

The number one cure for illness is spankingly marvellous music, trust me it was in the bible:

Bible Music

Alpha Male Tea Party - I don't even like hollyoaks
Former Animals - Minneola
Teej - Slow motion summit
Gay Beast - Poly ASX
Experimental Dental School - obscene black torch floating
Arctus Questu - Stalactite Cave,It Sparkles
Half Milk - Last halloween,wish upon a facostar
Mr Peppermint - Raga
Stacking Chairs - Ghastly Giggles
Henry Cow - The herring people
Pohl - Candyass
Jesu - Grey is the colour